The more I read other peoples blogs, the less I get pleased with mine. I’m not being randomly quoted in the New York Times, I don’t have long involved posts dissecting public policy or the latest fad, and I’m sounding more boring every day.
So maybe I’ll pick up. I really need a new job, I think. Something to insert more excitement into my life.
In the meantime, here’s a letter to Hollywood:
Dear Hollywood and Motion Picture Studios,
Your movies, ninety-nine percent of the time, are insulting to my intelligence. Big Fish was wonderful, as were the Lord of the Rings films. But today I saw an advertisement for some piece of drivel called The Perfect Score.
Please stop making shitty movies.
Thank you!
Your friend,
Jerry