Monthly Archives: April 2002

The person to fear is not the one crowned and bearing the sceptre, but the one off to the side, grinning widely and speaking softly.

I’ve been thinking about summer. I have some plans. I’d like to spend some weekends at the Jersey shore with my friends. I’d like to try and learn some bass guitar (I mean, it only has four strings, how hard … Continue reading →

Biotechnology May Make Superhero Fantasy a Reality

I suppose if you want to see the rainbow, you damn sure have to put up with the rain. And there’s a lot of it.

You think you’re the only one with anything to say, Jerry? In that case, I suppose I must say something. I think that middle-aged men should not wink at young girls. Whatever the context. There’s something rather sleazy about it. … Continue reading →

If you should ever travel to the city of New York, there are three rules rules that you should never ever break.Rule number 1: When travelling to the City of New York, never ever follow a strange woman home.Now it’s … Continue reading →

I enjoy ElfEater

Stop confusing me. You know who you are. You probably don’t read the page, but I’m telling you anyway. Just let me know what you want. Please?

Well, it appears that I am the only one who comes here to say anything anymore. Oh well. I had a really odd dream. I dreamt that I got a haircut, and the lady dyed my hair blonde. In the … Continue reading →

Virgil38: HeyMaddxHattr: yoVirgil38: I just made a bet with this friend of mine and I think I’m going to hell because of itVirgil38: The bet is that I can have sex with two women by June 9th. If I lose, … Continue reading →