Monthly Archives: April 2003

Well howdy world…I’m gonna punch you in the eye, wait a minute the moon is the place with the face. I’m posting because I have so much work to do and I don’t really want to do it. Also I … Continue reading →

And now, your weird news update! Yay! (This also includes some updates to the LEARN section as well, so cllick on it! From the Just-Because-I-Study-Marketing-Doesn’t-Mean-I’m-Still-Not-A-Geek-At-Heart department:Dr. Sarah J. Greenwald of Appalachian State University and Dr. Andrew Nestler of Santa Monica … Continue reading →

patchxmonkey: Yo, your profile is a real downer.jinglehop00: loljinglehop00: thankspatchxmonkey: You should put something cheerful up, like “OH NO A DINGOE ATES MY BABIES PLEASE HELPS!”

Rx for Music Industry: Seek Out the Old Geezers Here’s a business model with a future: sue your customers. That’s what, as of this month, the recorded-music industry has been doing. It filed suit against four college students involved in … Continue reading →

This week has been teh suck. 1) Girls make no sense. None whatsoever. Sorry.2) Contracts are a pain in the ass, and negotiations are sometimes more difficult than they need be.3) Faulty alarms make parties go bust (Really sucks for … Continue reading →

Bruce Springsteen News: brucespringsteen.net The Dixie Chicks have taken a big hit lately for exercising their basic right to express themselves. To me, they’re terrific American artists expressing American values by using their American right to free speech. For them … Continue reading →

Busy day, eh? Rolling Back the 20th Century George Bush II may be as shallow as he appears, but his presidency represents a far more formidable challenge than either Reagan or Gingrich. His potential does not emanate from an amiable … Continue reading →

Oh, and in other news… I just learned about a program called “Popup Eliminator”. Guess how I learned about it? Yes. A popup. Stupid stupidheads.

Out of the frying pan, into a fire Fifty years ago, Americans wrapped their sandwiches in waxed paper, poured their milk from glass bottles, wore rubberized coats when it rained, drove cars made from steel and reheated dinner in an … Continue reading →

Whenever I get down, I just think about… HELLO JESUS! From the April 1984 National Lampoon… The Original Humor… The Super Terrific Bubble-gum Happy Time? Hello Jesus? line of marketing and licensing for Easter! The Last Temptation of HELLO JESUS … Continue reading →