Monthly Archives: July 2002

I have to redo a lot of the Blogger code because blogger messed up my templates. Darn them.

I’m still upset that the blog died just as I was left as its sole ocupant — so much for my world domination plans…

Patch: Well, I figure that the problem with dating a bisexual girl or guy – i’m sure it goes both ways… Susan: Looks at patch half-lidded. Uh… Patch: Eyes opening in realization Oh, come on! I was trying to make … Continue reading →

I’m back from Otakon, and no, I don’t know why the archives aren’t working.

Mwahahaha! With Jerry at OTAKON this weekend, I alone am king of the Patchmonkey blog!

Patch bites into a slice of cherry covered cheesecake. “Gee,” he says, “This tastes surprisingly like Tasha!” Kevin blanched. “Oh, there’s no way I can take that any way that’s not wrong!” Patch looked surprised. “What do you mean? I … Continue reading →

Your haiku blows chunksIts missing some syllablesGotta work on that

want pie nowwhen come back bring piehow rare…

And, once again, my job regarding Otakon will be to remain here in NJ and laugh at Jerry and Kris…

Okay, here’s the deal with Otakon, for those of you who must know everything… I will be at Otakon with Kris Capella, just like last year. We will probably have the laptop again, as well as the camera. We will … Continue reading →