I’ll take care of it someday, Brian.

And a drink recipe:

Patch’s O’Lemonade
Get a martini shaker. Add 2 parts Bacardi O, 2 parts Lemonade (I prefer Nantucket Nectars), and 1 part pineapple juice. Shake. It should be frothy on top. Serve. Drink.

Speaking of being drunk, I actually added some new stuff to the fanfic page.