Monthly Archives: May 2001

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One for sorrow Two for joyThree for girls andfour for boysFive for silver Six for gold andSeven for a secret never to be told

All the world’s evil, throughout all of history, has been leading to one thing: SNOOD.

Yay! I’m now a published pseudo-intellectual! Check it out! Plagiarism and Fanfiction: A Growing Blight

Okay, so every year the University of Maryland has this huge event called Art Attack (hehe). The ending of Art Attack is this huge free concert, and this year it was Guster, Zebrahead, and Black Eyed Peas. Now, while the … Continue reading →

I hate finals. I really do. In fact, there are only a few worse things in the world I can imagine besides taking college finals, such as being eaten alive or having to watch George Bush make a speech.

Because of a lot of requests, and a thanks to the people who keep cming here, and to cut down on the amount of e-mail I’m getting with requests… TO JOIN THE PMFFML – send an e-mail to majordomo@patchmonkey.net with … Continue reading →