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Wheeeee!

The Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game Let’s face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them. So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation … Continue reading

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Bud Mars

March 2015 – Anheuser-Busch announced the release of a limited run of “Bud Mars”. The cold, refreshing beverage is brewed with real Martian water, undisturbed for the last 4 million years. Sadly, it still tastes like weak horse piss. (found … Continue reading

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Review of Return of the King lol…

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Pretty cool – did the usual Franklin Street thing…there were 78,000 people this year, so there were plenty of strange and interesting costumes to look at. Even though it was perhaps in poor taste, my favorite costume was a guy … Continue reading

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It’s basketball season baybeeeeeeeee

Midnight Madness was *awesome*. Can’t wait to see our basketball team kicking some serious ass this year – I’m especially looking forward to them administering beat-downs on a certain group of players from College Park, MD who think they’re the … Continue reading

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Eh

You know, I don’t have much sympathy for Valve. The computer(s) that the source code was sitting on were not only connected to the Internet (first big mistake), they were also running rather insecure Microsoft software (second big mistake). That’s … Continue reading

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$#@!%$#@&

Ugh. In the past week, I’ve had the following things due: a philosophy paper, a comparative literature paper, a math homework assignment, a quantum mechanics homework assignment, a math exam, an anthropology exam, and a write-up for the first advanced … Continue reading

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Forgot to post this – for those of you who haven’t seen this movie, you really should. It’s an awesome movie, and Johnny Depp is the man.

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Stupid Isabel

Well, Isabel finally decided to show up, less than fashionably late. It’s not too bad out quite yet, but the University is closing at 2, which means I get out of my 3-hour advanced lab. That’s a good thing, since … Continue reading

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