Monthly Archives: December 2001

Actually, no — that’s a common mistake, believing Afghanistan to be in the desert mideast. Rather its in the more temperate mountinous areas between the Caucausis and Himalayas. It has a long and rather frigid winter, much like in other … Continue reading →

Brian, isn’t Afghanistan warm all year round? When you’ve played out As the World TurnsYou don’t need soaps to clean your mindEvery little child learnsIf you can’t see dreams, your eyes are blindWas it just a fool’s impression?Such an antiquated … Continue reading →

I’ve come up with the ultimate three-step plan to win in Afghanistan: 1. Airdrop in 200,000 adult American brown bears into the Afghan countryside and watch the Taliban freak.2. Wait until winter, when the bears habitually seek out the local … Continue reading →

“War is repugnant to the people of the United States; yet it is war that has made their nation and it is through their power to wage war that they dominate the world. Americans are proficient at war in the … Continue reading →

Be happy today. Go. Do it.

The Best Excuse Ever!

Oooooh! Ninjas! So, how long till Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr finally break down and start hunting each other like wild animals? Everyone knows only the last living band member gets the famed ‘Beatles Gold’… Though my money’s on a … Continue reading →

Brian, I think that my rant is just as American as pointing and laughing at it. With that said, go to the The Official Ninja Webpage!!