Matt is, well, Matt. It has been theorized that he’s my love child, sent back through time for some yet unknown purpose. I hope this is true, because 1) he’s a cool guy, and 2) having a love child means that I will get me some lovin’ in the future.

For those of you that care, my life is still in a state of limbo, but I should be in Jersey for a couple of days in a little over a week.