Monthly Archives: April 2002

Remember: A proper salad consists of 6 parts vodka and one part vermouth strained over ice into a glass with two olives.

it was halfway to Nerima before the drugs began to take hold…Hunter S. Patchmonkey: Fear and Loathing in Jusenkyo.

I dug through some old files on a request from Bob. Here’s the story that chronicled the drug addled days of yore, when my troops would gather round the fire and polish their rifles… Hot Nights in Hillchoon Sergeant Douglas … Continue reading →

I’ve been debating posting my weekend to this, but I don’t care. here’s my weekend… Friday: Went to Chipotle with Andy, Scott, Dani, and Blair. Ate. Got a call from Bob in Virigina, it’s his birthday. So I head into … Continue reading →

Pants! Pantspantspantspantspants! Although this was not my answer, I found the picture quite amusing.

Not to disparage Ariel’s misery, but here’s some Irish Toasts. Sl?inte!

bah. It’s 9 o’clock on a Friday night.And I’m alone. I mean, this really isn’t all that surprising. I can’t really expect all of my friends to be losers like me who sit in front of computer screens all day, … Continue reading →

maddhatter: If you weren’t so uptight about being seen naked by those other folks, you’d be going “Ooh, Jerry turns me on so bad…”Girl Who Will Not Be Named i am not uptight; i just have dignity…maddhatter: bah, dignity like … Continue reading →

“‘A’ is for ArielShe’s good enough for me… Sorry…” *a few minutes later* “‘G’ is for GabrielShe’s good enough for me…… sorry…” And there you have it. That is how I spent my keyboard harmony class today. Listening to my … Continue reading →