If you should ever travel to the city of New York, there are three rules rules that you should never ever break.
Rule number 1: When travelling to the City of New York, never ever follow a strange woman home.
Now it’s possible you didn’t know about rule number 1, then you are a kind person, a courteous person, a person who wouldn’t want to offend a woman who invited you home.. But you are alright as long as you remember RULE NUMBER 2!
Never never go into her house for drinks.
Now it’s possible you didn’t know about rule number one, because we’ve established that you’re a kind person and all that jazz. And it’s possible that you disregarded rule number 2, because, after all, a FREE DRINK IS A FREE DRINK!
But whatever you do, never break rule number three.
NEVER, NEVER DANCE THE POLKA.

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