Monthly Archives: April 2001

Hey. My first post. Neato. I don’t really have too much to say at the moment, but at least now I can post Yippee!

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Today has been a very active day, post wise. By me, of course. Anyway, does anyone know why it seems people are getting married at younger ages again? I’ve been seeing it all over. My guess is it has something … Continue reading

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Hey! patchmonkey.net has broken 10000 hits! In fact, as of today, we’re at 11228 hits! WOOT!

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AAARRRGGGHHH!

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Personally, I just sit around and figure out new and exciting ways to fail out of school each day. I’m really creative.

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It’s hard to believe it’s April already…another year gone. College seems to fly by so fast, and yet high school seemed to drag on forever – boy, how I wish it were the other way around. But, then again I’ll … Continue reading

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I think I dig this chick, see? Don’t you see?Dangnabit, I don’t know what happens now. Also, I hate work. I have lots of work. If you do my work for me, I’ll like you a lot.

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Scott’s Postulate of Lacking Life Assume for all people n, if n has a life, then n is not a nerd. Life is defined as the existence of set friends, social interaction with other human beings, functioning reproductive organs, and … Continue reading

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To those of you who are interested in fanfiction, the PMFFML (Patch Monkey’s Fan Fiction Mailing List) is now being archived at The FFML Mini-Archive I’m thrilled that those nice guys are so happy to host it! To subscribe, send … Continue reading

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Well, I’m sorry to say that due to cost constraints and the massive throughput of this site, patchmonkey.net will be shutting down. I’m happy that so many of you enjoyed it, and it warms my heart to think so. Because … Continue reading

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