You know what happened to me the other day? I found out that God cares for me. And how? Through a Pop Tart. Yes, that’s right. According to the Baptist group here at BU, free pop tarts are the best way to communicate divine affection. Allow me to quote the handout that came with it. “Yess, it’s free. Just a little something to remind you that God cares for you.” If everyone had known all along that toaster pasteries were the way God has chosen to communicate to the world in these modern times, I think this world would be a very different place. I really am quite grateful that this revelation was brought to my attention. Might just change my life. Or just force me to invest heavily in the Pop Tart industry.

Anyway, since I’m thinking about religion, I’m gonna go finish my book for Christianity class. Boy is that fun…

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